A CEO and a Software Engineer Walk into a Bar…

Kat McPherson

The SEorders a tall IPA in a frosty glass. The tech CEO orders a dirty gin martini,stirred, with 3 olives please. The SE takes a glug of his beer and turns to theCEO with a mustache of foam left atop his lip. The CEO kicks off her heels andlets her feet dangle from the stool. She immediately eats all 3 olives andvisibly relaxes.

SE: Long day at the office?

CEO: God you have no idea. My investors are hounding me to overturn abig decision our board just made that’ll cut some questionable emplo… I mean,costs. I’m just trying to keep revenues in the green before Q2 is over so I cankeep us afloat.

SE: Hm. Sounds tough. I’m just here to take a breather while my coderuns for the 37th time. It keeps breaking at the same line, and I can’t tellwhere the bug lies in the loop. My manager keeps asking for the final file butI’ve got other things going on and I can’t focus all my time on this oneproject.

CEO: Hm. Can’t help you with that but sounds like a bummer. And I justlearned I have to show face at an important fundraiser tomorrow, but I’malready supposed to get dinner with my in-laws – which I’ve canceled twice now.I just wish everyone would recognize how hard I’m working and trying to balanceeverything!

SE: Me too! Everyone talks about ‘work-life balance’ these days butrarely do I see them put their money where their mouth is. It’s been all workand no life for me lately. My DND club is even considering finding a newdungeon master because I’ve missed too many meetings! Our campaign hasn’t evenmade it to the Ice Queen’s Fortress! I’m definitely missing that ever elusivebalance… seems we all are.

CEO: Cheers to that my friend. Here’s to balance and Ice Queens in Q3.

SE: Cheers. Bartender, another round please – this time I’ll have whatshe’s having.

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The daysthese two characters had are wildly different. What’s required of them to meetthe needs of the business are on completely different planes. Yet, the endgoals – work-life balance and peer recognition – are the same.

Regardless of a person’s role, technically or business oriented, we all sharethe same human needs. When you walk into the office, you’re still a humanbeing. Meeting the business needs gets you in the door. Meeting human needsgets you the business.